Hey there, Adventurers! If you’re tired of playing nice, listening to your parents, and just want to brood on a gargoyle, I have the exact place for you: Leander's hottest comic shop, Adventures in Ink - GUYLINER variant.

Located inside a heavily armed submarine at the bottom of the Gotham River that only plays My Chemical Romance, this week’s comics have everything:

Ursula (She’s back, she’s fabulous, and she definitely expects you to read the fine print).

Batman coming out of retirement (It's the classic Dark Knight Returns reprint, so he can yell at clouds in peak 1980s fashion).

Absolute Wonder Woman (Swinging swords and taking absolutely no prisoners).

The Punisher gets a new #1 (what he really needs is to discover decaf and a good therapist).

Spider-Man and Venom (Basically toxic couples counseling, but with way more webbing).

And look over there! Is that an alien parasite? No, it’s a Human Symbiote. (It’s that thing where a guy wearing a wet, black trash bag attaches himself to your back, eats all your tater tots, and makes you do embarrassing jazz dances in the street.)

Embrace the dark side with us tomorrow! 👇

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